car·riage re·turnn. the lever or mechanism on a typewriter that would cause the cylinder on which the paper was held (the carriage) to return to the left margin of the page | 25 January 2008 02:00 This is even more amusing than Bob Dole snapping “Tell him [then-Vice President Bush] to stop lying about my record!”back in 1988. Russ Feingold (D-Wisc.) on John Edwards: The one that is the most problematic is (John) Edwards,who voted for the Patriot Act,campaigns against it. Voted for No Child Left Behind,Read on… 21 January 2008 23:12 This being the last evening before my semester starts here in Madison,part of me wonders why I wasted it watching three presidential candidates I won’t be voting for debate in South Carolina. Surely there would be much more pleasant ways to spend that last evening of peace,but,after flipping back and forth between Read on… 16 January 2008 06:05 The youth of America today is So wonderful And I’m proud to be a part of This gigantic mass deception - Frank Zappa,Flower Punk With Willard Romney winning his (second) firewall state last night,the identity of the eventual winner of the Republican nomination has been rendered all the more Read on… | Objective"So much for Objective Journalism. Don’t bother to look for it here -- not under any byline of mine;or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores,race results,and stock market tabulations,there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms." --Hunter S. Thompson |