car·riage re·turn

n. the lever or mechanism on a typewriter that would cause the cylinder on which the paper was held (the carriage) to return to the left margin of the page


Al Franken:The Lie and the Lying Liar that Told It

Al Franken should have moved out of his glass house when he “moved”from New York to Minnesota to run for a US Senate seat. Franken,of course,is the author of such discourse-promoting,playground language-filled literature as Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot and Lies and the Lying Read on…

Attitudes,platitudes and little bits of ribbon

One of my other writing engagements is as a columnist for my hometown newspaper,the Winona Daily News. My columns generally appear bi-weekly,and occasionally I’ve shared content between posts I’ve written here and what winds up published in the paper. A little while back,Tim asked me to post a teaser and link Read on…