car·riage re·turn

n. the lever or mechanism on a typewriter that would cause the cylinder on which the paper was held (the carriage) to return to the left margin of the page

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No matter where it rises,the Sun will melt Mitt’s plastic hair

I’m paraphrasing Mitt Romney here,but this is essentially what he just said:

“For years,the leaders in Washington have looked for the Sun to rise in the East,with the media elites at the Times,the Post,and the broadcasters on the coast. But now,it’s time to look Read on…

Quote of the Day,Planet Paul Edition

From Bill Kauffman,speaking at Ron Paul’s Campaign for Liberty event at the Target Center in Minneapolis:

“Locating the antiwar wing of today’s Republican Party is like looking for the Juice Newton wing in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.”