car·riage re·turn

n. the lever or mechanism on a typewriter that would cause the cylinder on which the paper was held (the carriage) to return to the left margin of the page

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No matter where it rises,the Sun will melt Mitt’s plastic hair

I’m paraphrasing Mitt Romney here,but this is essentially what he just said:

“For years,the leaders in Washington have looked for the Sun to rise in the East,with the media elites at the Times,the Post,and the broadcasters on the coast. But now,it’s time to look Read on…

One of the few real Democrats speaks up

This is even more amusing than Bob Dole snapping “Tell him [then-Vice President Bush] to stop lying about my record!”back in 1988.

Russ Feingold (D-Wisc.) on John Edwards:

The one that is the most problematic is (John) Edwards,who voted for the Patriot Act,campaigns against it. Voted for No Child Left Behind,Read on…

I hear America singing…and I don’t like the tune.

The youth of America today is So wonderful And I’m proud to be a part of This gigantic mass deception 

- Frank Zappa,Flower Punk

With Willard Romney winning his (second) firewall state last night,the identity of the eventual winner of the Republican nomination has been rendered all the more Read on…